by Dave Smith
How sad it is to be a single dude these days.
|Isn't it sad when you go online to a social networking site (ie- Myspace, Facebook) and a very pretty girl adds you to their friends list. Of course, like any other guy my age, I accept the friend request. Then i check out the page and start wondering if its real or not, then i get a message in my inbox that says "Hey baby..."
Right away, I have discovered not only is she fake, but a spambot. She is an advertisement, to get depressed horny single guys like myself to buy into it because they think my dick thinks before my brain.