Johnson is caught jacking off on the vehicle, while the Blues take back their base.
|Our Attempt At RVB Episode 2: The Blue Team Storm
Lincoln - Armor Red
Rose - Armor Pink
Johnson - Armor Maroon
Innes - Armor Sage
Leeroy - Armor Blue
Dex - Armor Teal
(outside red base)
(Johnson changing warthog tire but sounds like he’s jacking off)
Johnson: GET IN, GET IN, EXTEND, AAAAAA, COME ON, ARGH, OOOOH YEA.
Rose: You alright there Johnson?
Johnson: I’m fine, why do you ask?
Rose: Cause your fly’s undone.
Johnson: Oh..thanks..(zipper sound)
Rose: What’s that giant stain on the seat?
Johnson: A-A-I don’t know, just have more cleaning to do.
Rose: Whatever, go clean the treads on the tank!
Lincoln: Get up here maggots!(chucks grenade which blows up warthog)
Johnson: NOOOOOOO!!!(runs after flying warthog)
Lincoln: What the hell’s wrong with him?
Rose: I don’t know.
Lincoln: You don’t pay any attention do you?
Rose: Nope, just to your sister.
(Lincoln kills Rose)
(cuts to blue team in blue base)
(Dex and Leeroy storm in)
(Dex fires at red grunt faggots and accidentally kills himself)
Leeroy: Dumbass!(finishing off reds)
(two reds escape)
(Innes knocks out one, other gets away and Innes snipes his head)
Leeroy: Should we go check on Dex?
Innes: Nah, I don’t think he’s quite dead yet.
Dex: AAA, THE PAIN, AAA, HOLY SHIT, MOTHERFUCKER, AHH MY MOM.
Innes: Shut the hell up(shoots Dex)
Leeroy: Yo we really need more men!
Innes: Are you fucking joking? Are you a fucking pansy?
Leeroy: No, we are just really short on men.
Innes: I think I know what your trying to say, that can just be interpreted wrong. Yah, I’ll be sure to call for more soldiers.
Leeroy: What are you a homophobe? Just say men.
(Innes kills Leeroy)
Innes: He’s right…we really do need more men.