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Rated: 13+ · Script/Play · Sci-fi · #1701551
The Reds activate their tank, with serious consequences tied to it...
Our Attempt At RVB Episode 3: Don’t Fuk Wit My Treads!

Red Team:
Lincoln - Armor Red
Rose - Armor Pink
Johnson - Armor Maroon

Blue Team:
Innes - Armor Sage
Leeroy - Armor Blue
Dex - Armor Teal

Other:
Ric - Team’s Command
CORA - Red’s Tank

(long shot of blue base, Dex still screaming in pain)

Dex: AAA, FUCKKK, SON OF A BITCH, HOLY SHIT, AAAAA.

Innes: Why aren’t you dead yet?

Dex: WHY HAVEN’T YOU SENT FOR HELP?

Leeroy: Ya, seriously Innes, what the shit?

Innes: Nah, I’ll just wait till you guys die.

(3 hours later)

Dex & Leeroy: AAAAAAAA, AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Innes: FINE, FINE, I’ll call for some help, jeez.

(cut to red base)

Lincoln: What the hell is that noise?

Johnson: I don’t know, I’m just cleaning the tank’s treads.

Lincoln: Not you, I was asking Rose.

Rose: AAAHHH THE PAIN!!!

Johnson: OOH, what does this button do?

(hits tank with pistol, activating it)

CORA: Hello, I am the TK-415 main battle tank, you may call me CORA.

Lincoln & Johnson: Hello CORA.

CORA: Which one of you is feeling my treads?

Johnson: UUHHHH……..

(cuts to Lincoln waking up Rose by hitting her with shotgun)

(Johnson still saying UH…. While Lincoln and Rose run away in background)

CORA: Firing main cannon!

(shoots Johnson)

(cuts to Lincoln and Rose in front of cave)

Lincoln: OK, I think we’re in the clear.

Rose: Yes, but what is that noise?

Lincoln: I don’t….(turns around) jumpin’ jahosovat!!!!!

(Innes runs over Lincoln with warthog)

Innes: Just look at what you can find by the red cliffs.

(Innes makes U-turn around base)

(sees tank)

Innes: Uh oh!

CORA: Firing main cannon!

Innes: Son of a…..

(tank blows up warthog with Innes in it)

(Innes back at blue base on ground dead)

Innes: Ric…Ric…are you there?

Ric: Ya HellO, HEllO, Blue Team, how’s it going down there?

Innes: We need help, maybe a doctor.

Ric: Alright, I’m gonna send Dr. Johnny, he’ll be there in a week.

Innes: A week, A FUCKING WEEK!!!

Ric: Sorry dude, that’s all I can do, and he’s the best psychiatrist we got.

Innes: What the fuck, a psychiatrist?




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