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Rated: ASR · Bulletin · Comedy · #173832
NO AFFLIATION TO THE NATIONAL HONOR SOCIETY!!!!
We are the ones shunned from the school's
group of elite students. We have joined
together to become:

United Rejects of America:
"Screw you, I'm dumb and proud"

Oath:

I do solemnly swear that I am a moron and a
slacker. I will never reach the standards I
know I can reach. I will never live up to my full
potential. I refuse to participate in any
community events. I will not have school
spirit. I will try to sabotage school functions in
order to lower everyone else to my level. I will
never be more than a well below average
student. Procrastination is a way of life. I will
never achieve any level of respectible
distinction. I will make up lame excuses for
everything. I will never finish what I start, but if
I happen to, it will be half-assed and of the
shoddiest craftsmanship. For example, this
oath.


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