Feet Run Out the Door

Silly account of a friend's history of stardom.

Sloggy noodles slip and slide--
Chef Jo takes it all in stride.
Never even missed a beat
til the day she lost her feet.

"They must have wandered off!" she said.
"I wonder they didn't take my head?"

Distraught, she simply stirs the pot
of chunky funky hotentot,
a dish the masses could adore
if not for feet run out the door.