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Rated: E · Poetry · Comedy · #1753894
Affects of the internet on life. Just a humorous little ditty.
Thoughts on punctuation, general opinions.





The Internet Blues



Your Birthday’s next week?

I got something to do.

Weekend at the beach?

I’ll have to miss that too.

Dinner on the table,

Can I pleased be excused?

Kids are on the phone.

Let ‘em know, I’ll call soon.

Boss needs you at work.

I think I have the flu.

Time with my wife?

My marriage is through.

Do you even have a life?

The Internet Blues.

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