by Sam Poe
Letters between Anna, a publisher and editor, and Edward, the writer
Did you just call me a shrew?
Are you having an identity crisis with Shakespeare now? Is it not bad enough you are trying to convince me that you are Edgar Allan Poe re-incarnated? You know even Shakespeare had to revise his work. So let’s discuss those revisions. How are they coming along? Have you completed them yet? I really would like to have those revisions by Friday. Think of this as tough love Edward.
Oh, and this has been phrased sweetly just as you have requested! Can’t wait to see the revisions!