An Ode to WdC Survivor

WdC Survivor - Round 4 - poem with same number of syllables in every line.

An ode to Writing-dot-Com Survivor
And to Sara Jean, its chief slave driver.

We're given really challenging guidelines
And then pray we're not sent to the sidelines
Because the whole thing is for charity.

So we face down each elimination
And endure every writing frustration
In hopes of attaining prosperity.

I wish my fellow Survivors good luck
And hope they won't consider me a schmuck
For passing them with great celerity.

Writing-dot-Com Survivor, you're the best
Thanks, Sara Jean, for the challenging quest!