Three More Limericks

Blessed, happy and haunted

The Train-substantiated Boozer

The train was departing the station
The high priest was giving oblation
The train gave a toot
The drunk gave a hoot
When he swallowed the cup of salvation

The Happy Fisherman

A fisherman sailed out to sea
This song he was singing off key
"To catch not a fish
Is my fervent wish
I sail out to sea to be free"

The Haunted Bank Robber

A bank robber hijacked a hearse
The heist went from bad, then got worse
The corpse in the back
Began talking smack
"You might want to opt for reverse"