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A parody of that well known song, '12 Days of Christmas' in honour of Douglas Adams
Twelve Days of Hiking


On the first day of hiking my robot gave to me,
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

On the second day of hiking my robot gave to me,
Two fluffy towels and the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

On the third day of hiking my robot gave to me,
Three Babel fish, two fluffy towels and the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

On the forth day of hiking my robot gave to me,
Four Guide entries, three Babel fish, two fluffy towels and
the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

On the fifth day of hiking my robot gave to me,
Five White mice! Four Guide entries, three Babel fish, two fluffy towels and the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

On the sixth day of hiking my robot gave to me,
Six dressing gowns, Five White mice! Four Guide entries, three Babel fish, two fluffy towels and the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

On the seventh day of hiking my robot gave to me,
Seven Vogon poems, six dressing gowns, Five White mice! Four Guide entries, three Babel fish, two fluffy towels and the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

On the eighth day of hiking my robot gave to me,
Eight Krikkit bats, seven Vogon poems, six dressing gowns, Five White mice! Four Guide entries, three Babel fish, two fluffy towels and the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

On the ninth day of hiking my robot gave to me,
Nine cups of tea, eight Krikkit bats, seven Vogon poems, six dressing gowns, Five White mice! Four Guide entries, three Babel fish, two fluffy towels and
the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

On the tenth day of hiking my robot gave to me,
Ten Pangalacticgargleblasters, nine cups of tea, eight Krikkit bats, seven Vogon poems, six dressing gowns, Five White mice! Four Guide entries, three Babel fish, two fluffy towels and the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

On the eleventh day of hiking my robot gave to me,
Eleven trips to Milliways, ten Pangalacticgargleblasters, nine cups of tea, eight Krikkit bats, seven Vogon poems, six dressing gowns, Five White mice! Four Guide entries, three Babel fish, two fluffy towels and the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

On the twelfth day of hiking my robot gave to me,
Twelve Improbability drives, Eleven trips to Milliways, ten Pangalacticgargleblasters, nine cups of tea, eight Krikkit bats, seven Vogon poems, six dressing gowns, Five White mice! Four Guide entries, three Babel fish, two fluffy towels and
the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy!
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