Fun as a Bear Cub

Just for kicks, roundhouse kicks to the face...

I once was a bear cub
with a loving family
all day long we'd fish and swim
and wrestle playfully

Sometimes me and brother bear
purely just for kicks
would scare a passing hiker
and laugh as they shit bricks

But mother didn't like this
and this I know is true
she scolded us severely
when she found out what we do

She began to tell the story
of that sad day in the forest
when Uncle Yogi tried to steal
a picnic from Chuck Norris