Sometimes, I just hear the funniest things.
|"You sir, are a very ugly girl"
-My big brother
"If you can't take the heat, get out of my kitchen, get in yours, and make me a sandwich
-My little brother
"Dr. Frankenstein where are you? Disco needs you."
-Me, after listening to some funky fresh beats.
"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."
"I plan on living forever. So far, so good."
"If god does exist and he causes the end of the world, I bet he'll think, 'Why didn't I do this sooner?'."
"Last night i lay in bed, looking up at the stars in the sky, and i thought to myself...where the hell is my ceiling?"
-Unknown[Contribution by Patu Infinite]
"A man once told me to shoot first and ask questions later. I was going to ask him why, but I had to shoot him first"
-Unknown comedianReward for first person who can tell me the name of the one who said this.
"I don't know, therefore, aliens"
"If you can do it twice, you can do it once."
~My little brother
I might have more later, patience is a virtue...