Creative fun in
the palm of your hand.
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Rated: 13+ · Non-fiction · Nonsense · #1803015
Sometimes, I just hear the funniest things.
"You sir, are a very ugly girl"
         -My big brother

"If you can't take the heat, get out of my kitchen, get in yours, and make me a sandwich
         -My little brother

"Dr. Frankenstein where are you? Disco needs you."
         -Me, after listening to some funky fresh beats.

"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."
         -Aldous Huxley

"I plan on living forever. So far, so good."
          ~Author Unknown

"If god does exist and he causes the end of the world, I bet he'll think, 'Why didn't I do this sooner?'."

"Last night i lay in bed, looking up at the stars in the sky, and i thought to myself...where the hell is my ceiling?"
         -Unknown[Contribution by Patu Infinite]

"A man once told me to shoot first and ask questions later. I was going to ask him why, but I had to shoot him first"
          -Unknown comedianReward for first person who can tell me the name of the one who said this.

"I don't know, therefore, aliens"
          ~The Internet

"If you can do it twice, you can do it once."
          ~My little brother

I might have more later, patience is a virtue...
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