... in front of my 55'' wide-screen TV!
But depression is not in my thoughts,
Maybe Cymbalta -- donâ€™t know why
But I could see yellow dots.
I guess I want to eat a Footlong
Or better, a bucket of wings,
I could travel to Hong-Kong
Or buy those lovely diamond rings.
I could check my credit score
And take my chances with identity theft,
I have to go to that new downtown store
Maybe there are hand lotions left.
I could buy myself that new Ford
Who knows, even a big 4 by 4,
I might not be able to afford
But I could drive along the seashore.
I surely want that Swivel Sweeper
Find it in Wal-Mart or Walgreens,
I might wait, buy it cheaper
And get a new pair of Lee jeans.
Look at that Victoria Secret lip-gloss
Oh I need to go to Macyâ€™s,
My husband will be cross
If I go to Lowe's and buy more daisies.
I think I am completely bored,
Iâ€™m just lazy, canâ€™t you see?
I am just sitting here -- but I'm no hoard,
I guess I'm watching too much TV.