they came out of NOWHERE and made a MESS!
|Mysterious Scratching BEETLES!!
(sadly, a true tale of horror)
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I can't believe you want this one;
it really doesn't make me laugh.
Our plague's not all bugs on the Earth!
Not all the beetles; only HALF!
An innocent, quick beetle spray
brought them all out to bother us;
They can GO RIGHT BACK ANY TIME--
I won't even take time to fuss!
Their scratching was not half as bad
as their small bodies in a heap
My hair's still standing up ON END
I swear, I am still losing sleep!!
Is there a market anywhere
to take our Beetle skeletons?
I'll gladly give them at no cost
if you swear they're the only ones!