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Rated: 13+ · Short Story · Contest Entry · #1855432
Yet another 55-er. I can't keep off them. Benny Hill was my mentor for double-entendres
“Oh please don’t, I know you’re going to hurt me,” she wailed pitifully.  “Stop, please stop.”  His reply was oily and insinuating.  “Now, now, my dear, you must be exaggerating; I’m sure this can’t be your first such experience.  Wider please - I really don’t want to hurt you.  Just remember, it’s only a small filling!”
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