A Pedestrian's Dilemma: Train of Thought

A humorous, natural pang

                                                 A Pedestrian’s Dilemma: Train of thought

 Walking a quarter mile down a busy street. The inner cheeks of my ass are beginning to itch… Sensation is getting pretty intense. The

hankering desire to appease this annoyance is purely distracting. Too much bare skin rubbing together, I guess I shouldn’t have shaved

my “heinie” hairs. The powder down there just isn’t helping. Three more minutes to go until I reach my destination…I should’ve used

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