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a nonsenical verse |
| I remember a time that happened next year The most beautiful sight you never did hear A cacophony of hues from a singer color blind Etched on a canvas that no one could find We gathered together alone in our homes The bald men compared who had the best combs In the dark, we read Seuss by an unlit candle We dug a deep hole using a shovel with no handle The mowers were poised to cut the fresh tar The kitchen was cleared to make room for the car A moose in the cabinet, made it feel like the wild But his hoofs made it hard for the floor to be tiled They had so much work there was nothing to do The craftsman had names like Kanga and Roo The warehouse was full of shelves that were empty The doors had no hinges, twelve locks, had one key We found the lost error, her name was Ms. Stake She left just in time to serve us some cake No forks did we have, so we ate with a cat I think it will be the last time we do that This epic I write, a most glorious song After the first line, you said it was too long My last sheet of paper, must end this, I think The printer is flashing, cuz there’s no more |