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Rated: E · Short Story · Political · #1897333
The state of the nation

          The two candidates have agreed to debate on Fox News.
          Vertago is an avowed psychotic sociophath.
          Muzzy is a communist and hedonist.

          The moderator is one of the many blond bimbos at Fox News:
          Betsy Booby.

                                        Betsy Booby

          "Mr. Vertago you are insane and on a terrorist watch list.
          How can you possibly represent the American people?"

                                            Vertago

          "My candidacy is a testimony to the individualism that built
          this country. I am not a terrorist. I am a patriot."

                                        Betsy Booby

          "Muzzy you are a communist. Can you speak for a country
          built on capitalism and self reliance?"

                                            Muzzy

            "I believe in intrapreneurial spirit. And that's not easy to spell.
            The law of natural selection demands conservation of natural
            resources. And that Miss Booby is communism."

                                          Betsy Booby

            "Did you mean entrapreneurial?"

                                              Muzzy

            "The days of the robber barons of the wild west are over
            innovation must work within the corporate intraprenereurial
            system. There is a process that permits, within the infrastructure
            of centralized establishment, innovation."

                                              Vertago

            "It is naive to assume that the productive sector will continue
            to support unproductive citizens. There isn't enough money to
            pay for it."

                                          Betsy Booby

            "Mr. Vertago please do not interrupt."

                                              Vertago

            "I'm paying for this! I'll say what I want when I want!"

                                          Betsy Booby

            "There are rules and we will follow them or this debate is over-ah!"

                                            Muzzy

            "Vertago, what would you do with the growing number of medicare
            and welfare recipients?"

                                            Vertago

              "There should be a means test. If your able body you should work.
              If you can't work, then you should be euthanized."

                                            Betsy Booby

              "That's what the NAZIS did."

                                                Veratgo

              "The NAZIS were socialist! I am a utilitarian. Leftist psychologist
              have label me a psychotic, because I see humans as just another
              animal and every herd must be thinned to strengthen the blood line."

                                                  Muzzy

              "Who decides who is inferior? That's where the NAZIS erred.
              They murdered their most productive citizens, because they were
              Jewish. Jewish innovation and intrapereurial contributions have
              advanced education, medicine, and erotic entertainment."

                                                Vertago

              "And the Old Testament is full of genocidal tribal wars
            perpetrated by Jews against Arabs. Leviticus forbids Jews
            with birth defects from entering the temple. The Jews clearly
            practice racism in a Zionist state for Jews only!"

                                                  Muzzy

            "Are you Jewish? I thought we were debating American popularism?
            The situation in Israel is not unique: all over the world Islamic extremist
            are forcing anti-terrorist laws that cost our personal liberties
            and create a police state of racist profiling.

            Why is prostitution illegal in most states except Nevada?
            Does this law enforcement provide further control over our personal
            liberties? Think about the money spent on drug and prostitution
            law enforcement? While the CIA has and continues to traffic in
            drugs and prostitution. Do you remember Air America?
            The CIA flew heroin in and out of Vietnam. The Columbian prostitutes
            have been working for the CIA for decades,

            because there is a lot of money in drugs and prostitution and
            the DAG: Drugs/alcohol/gun law enforcement bureaucracy.

            Coca~Cola is made from the coca leaf. The coca leaf is cocaine.
            The cocaine is washed off at the Coca~Cola processing plants.
            Do you really believe that all those millions in cocaine is flushed?
            Coca~Cola sells its cocaine to pharmaceutical companies, who
            process it into meds, like Riddlin.

            Coca~Cola sells cocaine."


                                              Besty Booby

            "I think we need a time out."




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