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Rated: ASR · Short Story · Comedy · #1902335
The obvious reason: Mitt Romney is a dweeb.

      November 7, 2012 Barrack Hussein Obama is reelected.
      Fox reporters are in morning blues~

          "Mitt Romney couldn't beat the electoral college."

      Mitt Romney loss this, because he was too much like George Walker Bush.
      Mitt wanted to return to the good old days of gun boat diplomacy and
      unregulated markets on Wall Street.

      Barrack Hussein Obama represented the workers and unions
      and a slap in the face of Fox propaganda. He will continue to regulate the
      Wall Street venture capitalist with a sound centralized policy.

      Mitt Romney is the boss you hated and fired you before you could get
      your pension.

      Barrack Hussein Obama is the cool guy, who always had time to listen
      and help out.

      I am going to relish the expression on the HEHAW Tea Party folks up
      here-yah. They are eating crow.
      I actually saw a voter register table in front of the South Berwick post office
      with a picture of Obama with a Hitler mustache. I recognized the register
      folks as bald neo-Nazis. Ironic?

      A lot of folks in Maine can't tolerate an African American President.
      They were talking about another civil war.
      I just have to laugh at the ma and pa kettle terrorists.
      "I want things they were." but, "I need my Medicare meds."
      So? Obama Care will help you get your blood pressure medication cheep!

      Poor Mitt Romney he just can't win. He's a dweeb.
      Poor Fox News nobody cares what you think.
      Just sit back and enjoy the show guys.


      I voted with an absentee ballot for Barrack Hussein Obama!

      I can hear Dick Morris crying on the Fox morning blues.

      Suck it up Fox!

      ^ ^
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