by CJ Reddick
I'm tired! Why am I even filling this out? Work! Gah!
This Christmas, I think I’ll be lazy
Brand me with names, call me crazy.
Away with the wreath, a bagel will do
If I’m feeling special, I’ll add cream cheese too!
A Christmas tree? I’ll put up a cardboard cutout
If I decide to cut it out.
Presents? They are too pricey.
A counterfeit dollar will do nicely.
Forget lights, that’s what street lamps are for.
You won’t catch me with holly on my door.
Mistletoe? I’ve been widowed for years.
You know what? I don’t want to rhyme anymore.
I’m tired of verse and punctuation?
And form. And speilling.
To much work. Wourk, woerk, worc!
This is Uma, signing of!