Oh, Insulin

A terrible parody of "Oh Christmas Tree" from a diabetic point of view

Oh, Insulin,
Oh, Insulin,
I wish that I still made you
for then when I
ate carbohy-
-drate, I’d not think, I’d just chew

I bleed for you
ten times a day
and when you spill
I smell band-aids

Oh, insulin,
oh, insulin.
I wish that I still made you