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Rated: E · Poetry · Comedy · #1920746
funny poem about men and birth control
Male Contraceptive Pill
my heart stands still
give up control
of such an important role
some can’t iron a shirt
but able to prevent birth

Will they beep at allotted time?
in my head alarm bells chime
Is it too much to be asking?
wouldn’t it be multi-tasking?
expecting him to do the deed
and stop the spread of seed

I’m sorry lads, this one I don’t trust
my own birth control is a must
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