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humor of political insanity
While walking a mile in my own shoes today I slipped and fell into the labyrinths of liberal lunacy and had illusions of being trapped in the unmerciful acrid mentality of the left side of the Democratic dumbdom of strife and oppression. I should be in charge over there because they are just doing it all wrong, No doubt about it!

Government prints the money it needs and borrows from others as they spend faster than a cat with diarrhea can scratch holes. If it was me I could solve all the problems by just switching to a flat tax of 100% which is their ultimate goal anyhow.

Oh, wait, just wait. Hear me out saynayers...step two is to give everyone a check card, even illegals. This will end crime because if you want something you just buy it with your trusty UOGCC (unlimited Obama gov. credit card). The IRS can be dismantled eliminating even more blatant crime. No more employment which would save trillions more dollars and tax forms.  Wall street mass mugging would be stopped dead in it's tracks. No more embezzlement and bank robberies. The prisons would be empty because there are no criminals. No more tithing for corrupt church officials. (remember it is always that other religion with these problems, not yours). That nasty four letter word "work" would go away and alleviate the national blues on Mondays, smooth out "hump day, and fiesta fridays would replace frantic fridays.

I see you are starting to catch on now and becoming a yaysayer instead. Imagine how retro this idea is. Just the same as it was when people lived in caves, but with air conditioning, TV, internet and, uh huh, texting.

Eliminating crime would end law enforcement and prisons with guards.

Bottom line is that there would be no production world wide of anything except more numbskull young uns everywhere. No more green companies to swallow cyber bucks faster than you can count.

No need for a Congress and the President would not have any responsibility for anything, anymore, forever.

Yep, my goal exactly! Foolproof!  School is out forever.

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