A satirical poem on the txtspk phenomenon.
Clearly I am old fashioned, I’m not on the down low.
Vowels! Lord, they’ve been round for centuries, you know!
Time to move on, keep up with the play!
Grammar and spelling… a crutch, we don’t need them today!
Phonetic spelling one example of how youth are evolving,
Advancing, maturing, rapping and solving.
Appreciate the brilliance, the genius displayed,
Punctuation’s so ’97, and it’s time to upgrade.