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Rated: E · Lyrics · Music · #1947169
A silly duet between Spirituality/The Unscientific and Science/The Scientific
Science/The Scientific
Spirituality/The Unscientific
Together



it's a serious matter of science,
young lady,
i don't see why you find it a hoot!
it's awfully important to know
whether tomatoes are vegetables or fruits!


well the matter with science,
my dear sir
you see, is it insists on labeling
and making absolutely certain all is simplified into one thing

how can you say something so dense?
well sir, no offense but
you don’t understand

the importance of accepting what we’re blessed with in life
i just want to know; what are platypi!
a joke from The Man Upstairs to hinder your obsession to categorize

how can you say something so dense?
well sir, no offense but
you don’t understand

and when we get down to the bottom
you’re saltier than Lot’s wife after Sodom

I can already hear the rumors
“He has no sense of humor”


how can you say something so dense?
well sir, no offense but
you don’t understand

my dear bloke,
it’s just a joke
relax and sort some vegetables
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