by Fran 🏅🇬🇧🇬🇧🏅
Are you a person who is considerably lacking in consciousness and self-awareness, yet consider yourself to ambulant and able to respond to surrounding stimuli?
Is it possible you might be dead?
In other words, are you animated corpse raised by magical methods – parhaps by witchcraft.
Are you sick of being written about by fiction writers who think zombies are the way to go if they need fear and gore?
Are you sick if being judged by every living human you come across?
If you’ve answered YES to all these questions, the Zombie Army needs YOU!
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