by Kid Soma
Modern medicine for a modern world.
|[Commencing organic distress sequence.]
[Releasing compressed panic compound.]
Please, no smoking.
[Draining atmospheric elements of harmony.]
[Terminating all remaining traces of serenity to maximize hysteria.]
Exit in a chaotic and disorderly manner.
Open emergency kit B.
Consume tablets A, C, and D.
Brace for comatose.
[Ignoring reality to induce artificial fantasy.]
All appointments require a 20 dollar co-payment.