Whirlwind and A Shotgun

Oh, just another song about a wedding...

Whirlwind and a shotgun
Whim without a reason
Hurricane of heartstrings
Truth inspired treason

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Judgment held in question
Cards held in a gamble
This interrogation
Leads one on to ramble

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CHORUS:
Till death do us part
When you say "I do"
You'll give her your heart
She'll give it to you
A gun to your head
Held hostage your pride
Your freedom in shreds
You're kissing the bride

Whirlwind and a shotgun
Hiding from a demon
Liberated child
In a corner screamin'

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Dark side in a blanket
Suffocating mystery
Paper in your pocket
Smothering her history

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Oh, go buy a lottery ticket now

CHORUS

SPOKEN:
I hereby surrender to this agreement
In complete submission
I succumb to this contract
I pledge to be fully aware of the stipulations
Involved
Proceeding
The following words
I do

Oh, go buy a lottery ticket
Oh, go buy a lottery ticket now

CHORUS