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Rated: 18+ · Poetry · Comedy · #1964985
Parody of Santa Baby
Santa stalker,
you know when I've been naughty,
you know when I've been nice,
you know I've filed a restraining order
to keep you out of my life.

Santa stalker,
don't come down my chimney
and don't try trimming my Christmas tree
I've bought a Thompson submachine gun
to keep you away from me.
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