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Rated: 18+ · Poetry · Holiday · #1966427
Parody of Here Comes Santa Clause
Here lies Santa Claus,
Here lies Santa Claus,
Beside Santa Claus Lane
And all his reindeer are celebrating
Their freedom from the reins.

Prancing around his granite headstone,
With sleigh bells in their mouths,
They proclaim to all the planet,
That Santa lives no more.

Here lies Santa Claus,
Here lies Santa Claus,
Beside Santa Claus Lane,
And all the children wail and cry
Because Santa was slain.




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