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Rated: 18+ · Poetry · Holiday · #1966959
Parody of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
Grandma got flamed by a dragon,
As she walked home from our house on Christmas Eve
Now you can say there's no such thing as dragons,
But as for me and Grandpa we believe.

She'd been drinking too much honey wine,
And we begged her not to go,
But she forgot our Christmas presents,
So she staggered out the door into the snow.

Grandma got flamed by a dragon,
As she walked home from our house on Christmas Eve
Now you can say there's no such thing as dragons,
But as for me and Grandpa we believe.

When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
There were ashes on her forehead,
And incriminating scorch marks on her back.

Grandma got flamed by a dragon,
As she walked home from our house on Christmas Eve
Now you can say there's no such thing as dragons,
But as for me and Grandpa we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Grandpa,
He's taking this so well,
See him in their watching soccer,
Drinking mead, and playing cards with Cousin Mel.

Grandma got flamed by a dragon,
As she walked home from our house on Christmas Eve
Now you can say there's no such thing as dragons,
But as for me and Grandpa we believe.

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