A RIGHT GOOD RAM

lIFE AND ACTIVITY OF THE SPECIES KNOWN AS SHEEP, IN THIS CASE A RAM

A RIGHT GOOD RAM

"Up on a hill there was a coo
He once was there,
He's no there noo"

Up on a hill there was a sheep
If ewe were there you'd have a dram
But maybe no,if it had horns
And ran at you,no being a ewe
But trying for a Glasgow Kiss
or settling for a right good ram.

Notes.
Written with a nod to William Macgonigal who was known and loved for his remarkably funny poetry which he wrote in all seriousness.
In Scotland "a GLASGOW kiss..." in the Scottish parlance is a headbutt.