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Rated: E · Poetry · Comedy · #1974102

A humorous limerick.

Paper pants are a useless invention,
They leak and have no tension,
You should try something stronger,
Perhaps cotton? It lasts longer!
Paper pants are not clever,
The inventor should be locked up forever.
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