by bob county
Is there intelligent design ?
| "It is with great humility that I try to remove the vale of prehistory .."
Muzzy cleared his throat. The audience was hushed as Richard Dawkins
walked across the stage and sat in a French chair opposite Muzzy.
"My learned guest Richard Dawkins." Muzzy stated and the audience
Muzzy sipped some water , " Richard may I call you Dick ?"
" No. " Dr. Dawkins replied with a smirk.
" Science is only as good as its scientists. Correct ? " Muzzy pressed on.
" Yes , of course that's why we have experiments to test our theories.
I'm not sure what your credentials are ? Do you have a degree ? "
Dr. Dawkins cheeks appeared to be flushed as he raised his bushy white
" I am a thinking man. How many times have fossils been incorrectly identified?
Was there a dinosaur in the British Museum that had the wrong head ? "
Muzzy gave a toothy smile at Dr. Dawkins.
" Yes. All of these mistakes were corrected by anthropologists.
This is the scientific method of testing and retesting theories.
Where are we going with this ? " Dr. Dawkins answered tersely ..
" Well , is it possible that Sasquatch sightings are actually Neanderthal sightings ?
Perhaps , some Neanderthals survived into our century .. " Muzzy spoke with
a deep intensity .
Richard Dawkins squirmed in his chair and leaned forward toward Muzzy :
" Your an idiot. "
The audience broke out in laughter and applause . Muzzy smiled :
" Every theory must be tested. Correct? "
At that moment a very hairy naked woman walked across the stage and sat
between Muzzy and Dr. Dawkins. " This is absurd. This is clearly a woman. "
the doctor took a sip of his bottled water. " Oh? Note the heavy forehead and
thick head of hair and hairy legs , arms and chest. Are these the features of
a Neanderthal ? " Muzzy replied and received a polite applause.
" Don't applaud that . This is ridiculous . . She does have rustic features ,
but the Neanderthal had a heavier skeleton and superior strength . ."
Before the doctor could finish his sentence the woman had picked him up in
the air with a hand firmly gripped to the leg of his chair. The audience cheered .
" Put me down ! This is a circus ! " Dr. Dawkins shouted something obscene
and stomped off the stage.
Muzzy smiled at the hairy naked woman , " Kai . Please introduce yourself. "
" I am from a tribe of Sasquatch .. We are gentle and wish to live in peace with you.
We live in the places too wild for you , but now your cities are taking these places ..
Let us have the swamps and snow mountains .. We will not be noticed . "
Kai speech brought cheers . She raised her arms and her children ran to her side
her husband lumbered out to stand beside her with a roar.
" So , it would seem science needs to be amended again. " Muzzy smirked.