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Rated: 13+ · Poetry · Nonsense · #1995149
Old Scottish saying
Wuther wild enough to worrk
A decent apputite for wund
That lufts the pleats that hold
A kult 'gainst chully brrreezes
Flails what's underneath
To taangled folds untul it frrreezes,
Crrraaaacks and drrrops
Whene're its owner
Coughs or sneezes.

That's when a drrraam
Of Glenfiddich pleazes
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