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Rated: 13+ · Short Story · Crime/Gangster · #2002095
Why do I watch Fox News?
        Maybe, I'll have some orange juice.. Muzzy ponders.
        "If I were President I would bomb the missile launchers in the Ukraine."
        Bane remarks on the FIVE.
        Muzzy shrugs and sips some OJ.
        A perky copper woman chirps, "I'll vote for that!"
        Wasn't her dad some wealthy media guy or junk mail tycoon?
        Any who, Muzzy savors the leg shot of the copper woman.
        Who cares what she thinks?

        Big Bill has something reasonable and liberal to say ~

                            "Do you want war with Russia?"

        Muzzy hears some crows outside his window and peeks out.
        They're fighting over some road kill. Ah, so.
        Nature wins out.

        Muzzy fantasizes about the glowing white Bane lady and the
        copper woman naked, fighting over a dead squirrel.
        It is increasing his appetite .. Perhaps a tasty wiener?

        A vision of Jesus second coming at the FIVE ~

        Greg mocks him as an anti-Israel self-Jew hater.
        Do you remember South Africa before Montel Williams ?
        It was a white supremacy paradise .
        Israel is a Zionist state.  Israeli law forbids any non Jews from holding
        a majority in their senate.
        The majority of the population in Israel is Palestinian.
        You know there are a lot of nice places for Jews in Florida,
        but its not a Zionist state.

        The whole Israeli problem stems from religion ~

                                  1) God spoke to me!

                                  2) Kill all the nonbelievers!

        I think Huckelberry on Fox News wants a WW III.
        That way he can say "I told you so" to the crows munching on him.
       
                                  Nukes + Religion = Extinction

        Sincerely,

        Vertago

       
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