Wolf Alopecia

Poor balding werewolf.

I am a wolf with a bane as it were;
it is unfortunate I'm going bald.
Wolf alopecia brings out my grrrr.

Recently I noticed big clumps of fur;
as the outdoor type I sure was appalled.
I am a wolf with a bane as it were.

Losing my fur’s not supposed to occur;
I had to look up to see what it’s called.
Wolf alopecia brings out my grrrr.

I had a date with a nice hirsute her;
but when she noticed, desire just crawled.
I am a wolf with a bane as it were.

O how this balding makes my insides stir!
I can avow that I am not enthralled.
Wolf alopecia brings out my grrrr.

So as a werewolf I’ll have to abjure;
I’ll wear a stocking hat when I am bald.
I am a wolf with a bane as it were;
wolf alopecia brings out my grrrr.


19 Lines (Villanelle)
Writer’s Cramp
August 10, 2014


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Alopecia (al·o·pe·ci·a):

The partial or complete absence of hair from areas of the body
  where it normally grows; baldness.