Opposites attract

two completely different personalities but married

I don’t care if my shirts are hung inside out
You can’t sleep if a sock in the drawer is sticking out
You think we should be invited in all our friends do
I think it’s better if it is just me and you
I like healthy food; fruits, veggies and beans
You would rather throw up than eat anything green
You like to play video games until the break of dawn
I like to go to bed at 8 because I am so withdrawn
I like to iron my clothing with a crease down the middle
You have several creases in your clothing – they are called wrinkles
You rotate the dishes after the dishwasher is clear
I could eat off the same plate as long as there was no visible smear
I like simple old fashion ways
You like technology and the latest gadget faze
You like to rotate your underwear
I pile mine up, because I don’t care
We are complete opposites. . .
But we provide each other with just the right amount of confidence