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Rated: 13+ · Essay · Scientific · #2011972
The lost colony of Alexander the Great.
        According to The White Owl radio show
        there are caves in southern Illinois that have Egyptian artifacts.
        These artifacts prove that Cleopatra's son Helios fled to Illinois
        after Mark Antony's failed naval battle with the Emperor Octavious.
        Helios called the continent , "Happy Land."

        I am stunned by this lapse in the historical record.
        Perhaps, Mitt Romney was right?
        "The American Indians are the lost tribe of Israel." he remarked
        in the Wanderer ultraconservative magazine when he was
        governor of Massachusetts. Mitt is a Mormon of the Church of
        Latter Day Saints.

        Glen Beck is a Mormon and has reported on these
        forgotten artifacts on The Blaze....

        Apparently, the Roman Empire censored any reports on this
        Illinois Alexander colony, according to Glen....
        The White Owl, a Mormon radio broadcast, also reported on
        Egyptian pyramids in Bosnia.  Columbus arrived much later
        in Central America... Columbus had promised the Queen of Spain
        a city of gold. ...He returned with the potato.

        According to Mitt Romney the City of Gold is an alien base.
        Mormons believe that the human race are descendant from
        Exterrestrial Mayan Gods. .. The Mayan Gods needed a native
        slave race to mine gold for the God's space ships.  So?
        Mayan God's had sex with Neanderthals ..


                  THIS IS WHAT MITT ROMNEY BELIEVES!


      He is a strong Republican candidate for President ..  and he's nuts!
      So what?  Mitt Romney wants a permanent military base in Bagdad.
      Do you remember the Alamo?  There were a lot of Mexicans and few
      Americans.  Sound familiar?

                  MITT ROMNEY IS ENDORSING SENATORS!

                  AND HE IS COMPLETELY AND TOTALY CRAZY!

      So Glen Beck, believes after death he will astral project to Eden,
      which is a 10th planet on a slow orbit around our sun .. That's where
      the Mayan God's live.. Naturally~

                  "There is no tenth planet." Neil Degrasse has stated.

      Jesus visited the Native American Indians after his resurrection
      and then returned to the 10th planet. He will return when the planet
      comes closer along with the Mayan God's. That was John Smith's
      vision in the woods of Illinois, where he found two golden tablets.
      John founded the Mormon religion and believed in polygamy .
      But, gay marriage is chaos according to Mitt Romney.

      Okay?

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        <^>


       
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