by bob county
A President's apology.
| President Ben Afleck cleared his throat as he stood before
a press conference . He sipped some water.
"I will begin with an apology .. I was overly optimistic.
As God is my witness, I thought ISIS would be rejected
by the people of the middle east. I had no idea how savage
they are. Neither was I informed of the Russian connection
to ISIS. We now face an extremist Islamic axis power with
Russia and China," Afleck sipped his water and pointed to
a reporter waving his hand.
"Muzzy with the Sand Piper Press.
Mr. President do you believe that you had the gravitas
to play Batman?" the reporter asked for a follow up.
The President gave a vacant stare at the reporter.
"No. You may not have a follow up question."
Ben Afleck shook his head and cussed at his press
secretary .. "What's your follow up?"
"Will you legalize prostitution?"
Muzzy smiled and added, "You do have a
notorious record with female interns and
"That is a moronic question.
But, I honestly, don't believe in monogamy ..
Sure, I won't veto a bill to legalize prostitution .
Were all going to Hell anyway." the celebrity President
answered with a toothy smile.
"Thank you Mr. President and will we see more free
condoms distributed?" Muzzy pressed on.
Ben look agog, "Of course! I'll order a condom drop
on Bagdad!" The President cussed at the press secretary
and then turned back to Muzzy.~
"If we do not contain the Moslem extremist,
Muzzy there will be no more casual sex or
Batman movies. Thank you so very much!"
The President stumped off the podium.
He threw his speech at Muzzy.
Muzzy picked it up and tossed it in a nearby waste basket.
Muzzy and the rest of the press conference applauded