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Rated: 13+ · Essay · Comedy · #2031439
So I closed it.. Poopy!
  I am a free thinker!
  But, I don't want to get fired.
  Oh, well...
  I opened a Face Book on a whim.
  And closed it a few days later when my boss said~

            "I've been reading your Face Book and I noticed you have
            many photos of teenage girls on it.
            If you are arrested. I will fire you."

  Now allow me to clarify.
  I had over 500 friends and many more requests.
  Every friend had a photo ..
  There is no nudity on Face Book, which is monitored by the FBI.
  I swear on a stack of Christmas Carols the chat was not illicit or lewd.
  If it had been I would have been kicked off Face Book.
 
  Many of my friends spoke foreign languages and I had to use the translator provided.
  Amid was a Jordanian and we talked about movies.
  She wore a scarf around her face and head.
  I commented she looked like the Madonna, not the singer.
  She thought that was funny.
  She is 16.  Is that okay?

  Gahd!

  I think Obama is trying to help the Arab people police themselves.
  My boss didn't like that comment on my Face Book.
  He's a ...

                                        REPUBLICAN.


  My dad was a big fan of Richard Nixon.
  He didn't like my "liberal hippie BS."
  "Were showing China we will fight for democracy in Vietnam." dad said.
  The philosopher Democratas argued against war ..
  He said war was, "The tool of dictatorship."
  He preferred the art of negotiation.

  Any who, I am off Face Book.
  So long to free speech!
  I wonder if Obama could draft that Noam on the Fox Five : Greg something?
  What a tool he is for Republican Hawks.
  Does he really want 19 year old American soldiers policing the entire Middle East?
  It did not work in Iraq and it will not work in Syria ..
  I hope Greg is drafted.

  Jeeze..

      ~~~
        <^>

  PS ~ More power to Anonymous have at it with ISIS.
            Every ipod and website has a source, even those trucks ISIS stole from us
            have location devices. There are chips in guns too..
            Orwellian isn't it?

  =++= Eyes in the sky!

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