A poem, using irony.
|Once upon a long, long time,
Maybe day before yesterday,
I remember it was raining
On a bright and sunny day.
My feet, they hurt from walking,
As I drove in my Corvette;
It was back when I was famous,
And hadn't been discovered yet.
I had to stop for the green light,
And was surrounded by a crowd.
The guy, he had the saddest face
As he was laughing right out loud.
The dress that he was wearing
Was the brightest shade of pale.
He told me that he paid full price,
Cause he'd gotten it on sale.
I said, "I'll see you yesterday",
As the light was turning red.
I put the car in neutral,
And slowly, off I sped.