A new product called Face Off.
|It’s possible you’ll laugh and scoff
when I tell you about Face Off.
A product new--unique all right,
to give one’s face a varied light.
In fact, one’s countenance will change
by Face Off’s power to arrange
the facial features, brow to chin,
a robust face will appear thin;
and so, with Face Off, one can be
someone with new identity,
a person new, a different self
by taking Face Off, off the shelf
and starting with the bluish balm,
apply a thin bit on the palm
then smooth the face from ear to ear
until you see some red appear.
Then take a strip of Face Off Felt
(you’ll notice that the strips are svelte),
apply them on the cheeks and brow
and soon you’ll see a change--and how!
As Face Off dries you’ll recognize
an altering of nose and eyes,
yet in the time given to you
(before Face Off dries through and through),
you can assume a swell disguise,
but now here's a word to the wise.
A yellow gel called Face Off Main
is there for you to once again
attain the countenance that‘s true,
so you can then again be you.