My spoof/spin-off of that venerable Christmas carol, Winter Wonderland.
|Trembling On A Major Highway ( a spoof of Winter Wonderland) Air brakes squeal, am I flinching? Horns blast, blare, my sphincter's cinching. I'm a tiny Smart car waging a vehicle war. Trembling on a major highway. Monster trucks they surround me belching, rumbling, each a bully. Their jet stream jostles me along. I can but steer they're much too strong. Trembling on a major highway. On the tarmac I see some rubber, I must avoid, try not to blubber. I can't afford to blow a tire, or be stuck in the line of fire. Trembling on a major highway. The cost of fuel is atrocious, can't pay to drive a car more ferocious. My little tin shell gets buffeted 'round as we skim along an inch from the ground. Trembling on a major highway. White-knuckled drive, I'm exhausted. Nerves stretched thin; my patience?, lost it. I really dread my commutes next to the behemoth brutes. Trembling on a major highway. (25 lines)|