This is arguably the saddest, shortest, and worst story you have ever read. My debut.
|Once upon a time, there was an ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The people were buried by God, who told the Barnacle that killing people wasn't very nice. The Barnacle tried to bring the people back to life, but nothing worked. He learned his lesson, that once something was done, it couldn't be undone.
This has been a short, sad story.