If You Give an Alien a Free Lunch

My version of If You Give A Mouse a Cookie. But about space aliens instead.

If you give an alien a free lunch
He is going to want free dinners
If you give him free dinners
He will want to stay the night
If you let him stay the night
He will want his own bed
If you let him have his own bed
He will want his own room
If you give him his own room
He will want a free house
If you give him his own house
He will want a job so he can have a party
If you give him a job
He will want a free car so he can go to work
If you give him a free car
He will want a free phone in case the car breaks down
If you give him a free phone
Then he will want free medical in he gets sick
If you give him free medical
He will go get his family and want the same for them
If you give the same to them
They will want their own neighborhood
If you give them their own neighborhood
They will want the right to vote so their neighborhood is taken care of
But to give them the right to vote
You have to give them a green card
If you give them a green card
Then they can’t have the free lunch
They can’t have the free dinners
They can’t have the free bed
They can’t have the free room
They can’t have the free house
They will have to pay taxes
They will have to pay for the car
They will have to pay for their medical
They will have to send their relatives back
So don’t give an alien a free lunch
For his sake