Toilet Monster

Toilet Monster.

I needed to use the restroom, as I always did.
Inside of the toilet bowl, there was some kind of snake!
I used the bottom of my shoe to slap down the lid.
For several minutes I listened to noises it would make.

As the time passed, I started to believe that it was fake.
In fear, my hands shook as I opened up the cover.
I suggest that you don't think about this while you are eating cake,
Or when you're naked and exposed about to hover.

Now I'm going to tell you, there was a surprise for me to discover.
As the lid flew open, underwater the snake was coiled.
I looked closely and it sprang, latching upon my neck, like a lover.
It wasn't all that long before my blood began to boil.

As the first responders arrived, I cried out in freakish pain.
If it wasn't for anti venom, one thinks I may have died in vain.

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