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Rated: E · Poetry · Contest Entry · #2091160
Writer's Cramp entry - You can't say you weren't warned...
YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED
that this is your LIFE
and you are responsible
for making it awesome or awful
boring or beautiful.

This is NOT a dress rehearsal
Your actions or inactions
MATTER
Please make your choices accordingly.

Other people in your life may advise,
support,
obstruct,
help or harm you,
but since you choose the people in your life,
you are, again, responsible for their presence or absence at any time.

Also, be advised
that unexpected circumstances may occur
which may or may not impact the happiness or unhappiness you experience,
but since you are responsible for your reactions to such circumstances,
the universe at large is to be held blameless for your emotional well-being.

Remember that life is a temporary condition,
And that no one is permitted to exit
With anything other than the lessons learned by the soul
Which may or may not be applied to your ongoing growth
At your discretion.

Life is a limited-time offer,
Provided as-is, without warranties
Refunds will not be provided
In the event of customer dissatisfaction
Since satisfaction is also the responsibility of the consumer.

If, however, you feel
Upon completion of this life
That you have enjoyed the experience
And may, perhaps, have further lessons to learn
Please feel free to renew your subscription
Under the conditions described in this notice.

Sincerely,
The Management


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