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PROS AND CONS ON BEING LTTLE
LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS TODAY...HEIGHT. OR SHOULD I SAY, LACK OF HEIGHT. THERE ARE PROS AND CONS ON BEING LITTLE. HERE THEY ARE:

PROS:
1. IF YOU FALL, YOU DON'T FALL VERY FAR OR VERY HARD, BECAUSE YOU ARE ALMOST GROUND LEVEL ANYWAYS.

2. YOU GET TO WEAR THE SAME SIZE SHOES YOU DID IN MIDDLE SCHOOL...

3. IF YOU DROP SOMETHING, YOU CAN EASILY PICK IT UP!

4. YOU ARE CUTE.

CONS:
1. YOU TEND TO HATE ANYTHING ON THE TOP SHELF.

2. YOU HAVE TO HAVE A TODDLER SAFETY STEP STOOL IN YOUR KITCHEN AT ALL TIMES. (I GOT ONE!)

3. IF SOMEONE ELSE DROPS SOMETHING, THEY EXPECT YOU TO PICK IT UP!

4. YOU ARE ALWAYS PICKED LAST FOR THE BASKETBALL TEAM.

SO, IF YOU ARE PETITE-5'4 OR UNDER THEY SAY-THEN EITHER CELEBRATE IT OR GET OVER IT! I MEAN UNDER IT! HE HE
HAVE A GREAT DAY LITTLE PEOPLE!
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