This is something I did for an online class in college last year.
Sarcastic, Helpful, Introverted, Friendly, Awkward, Passionate
Lover of my children, video and card games, writing, and making YouTube videos.
Who feels nervous talking to new people; stressed talking to my wife; lost in my own thoughts.
Who gives nowhere near enough effort to my work, all the support I can to my kids, money to the bills.
Who fears failure, losing my children, and fame.
Who would like to see my children succeed, my 190th birthday, and an end to pain.
Who lives in the U.S. on planet Earth .